im about to boot and rally i s2g also i got hit by a car today it was hilarious

im so fucked up and i’m supposed to go out again later please pray for my liver

it’s husker gameday which means it’s socially acceptable for me to be drinking right now woohooooooo

im taking tequila selfies but will i post them that is the real question

me: (wants to be drunk)
me: (is consistently not drunk)